Prologue

Oh, he treats me with respect, he says he loves me all the time
He calls me fifteen times a day, he likes to make sure that I'm fine
You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure
He's not like all them other boys, they're all so dumb and immature

There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame
I look into your eyes, I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

It's not fair and I think you're really mean
I think you're really mean, I think you're really mean
Oh, you're suppose to care
But you never make me scream, you never make me scream

Oh, it's not fair and it's really not okay
It's really not okay, it's really not okay
Oh, you're supposed to care
But all you do is take, yeah, all you do is take

Oh, I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head
Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me
Maybe I'm just overreacting, maybe you're the one for me

(lyrics from “Not Fair” Lily Allen)

Prologue

You meet a guy on a white sandy beach. He’s cute. He’s got a nice smile. You find out you’re from the same city so you end up dating a guy and you like him. He’s funny and he treats you like a princess. He’s fun in bed, not great, but he can be taught. What’s not to like? 

The hot days of summer naturally turn to the cooler nights of Fall and that’s when he lays it on you. He isn’t staying in Buffalo. So it had just been a summer fling, you’re kind of good with that. He’d been fun but he wasn’t exactly a knight in shining armour. But just when you’re expecting the big ‘see ya next summer’ speech, he puts on this big cheesy grin and pulls a key out of his pocket and asked you to move with him to the windy city.